BIO The Young Prince of Ber Alom

Discussion in 'Tales From Liberty Space!' started by WellingtonTheThird, Jan 14, 2015.

  1. WellingtonTheThird

    WellingtonTheThird Well-Known Member

    Now this is a tale of my life.​
    A tale of how everything changed.​
    I'd like a moment of your time to explain..​
    Just get comfortable in your chair and hear​
    How I became the Young Prince of Ber Alom.​
    In the western reaches of Phandolon-4 I was born and raised.​
    In the entertainment quarter is where I spent most of my days.
    Hanging out with friends, lifting weights, taking it easy and playing it cool.​
    I was shooting some Holodeck basketball outside of the learning facility​
    When a couple of ruffians began hassling local citizens.​
    I was involved in a scuffle with them and my mother became afraid​
    She spoke "You're moving with your aunt and uncle in Ber Alom."​
    I inquired her to reconsider day after day​
    But, she packed my bags of holding and sent me on my way.​
    She gave one last show of affection and then I gave me my ticket.​
    I put in my headphones and decided to relax.​
    My shuttle was first class, it was extremely nice.​
    Sipping Doctor's Delight out of a champagne glass.​
    Is this what the people of Ber Alom live like?​
    Hm, this might be alright.​
    But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
    Is this the type of place to send a hipster like me?
    I don't think so
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the prince of Ber Alom​
    Well, the shuttle docked and when I came out
    There was a man who looked like security standing there with my name out
    I wasn't trying to get brigged, at least not yet
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like Hyperzine, disappeared​

    I dialed up a Janicart and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cart was rare
    But I thought 'No, disregard.' - 'Good, driver to Ber Alom'​
    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Ber Alom​
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