TALE The Tenacity of the Seven Mile OG

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  1. Intro

    The Seven Mile OG's hustling career started like many a clown; with a hand tele and space lube. Aside from a close shave after being dumped into space outside atmospherics, things went pretty smoothly. Many people were slipped, kicked and/or teleported into random rooms. But the evil RD had long conspired to eliminate all fun from the station, and after some humiliating slippage, was able to detain the OG.

    The First Great Escape

    And so the RD took the OG to the brig and began to steal his rightfully stolen belongings from him. Fortunately, our hero was able to uncuff, and although his hand tele was taken in a tussle, he was able to cover his retreat with strategically placed space lube, and IED himself out of a brig cell like a boss.

    The Revenge of the RD

    Sadly, the RD proved nearly as persistent as the OG. The RD once again kidnapped the OG, this time bringing him to bridge, stripping him of all his belongings, and calling for The Man to come pick him up. The OG tried to rightfully sick the po-leece on the RD instead, as the RD stole the OG's hand tele and therefore had committed grand theft and clearly deserved to be executed! However, the deplorable HoS refused to listen to reason, and instead took the OG to the permabrig.

    After the OG was able to enact some street justice on the HoS during the brigging, the RD intervened, leg-cuffing the OG and leaving him incarcerated permanently...or so it would seem to those who did not know of the OG's guile.

    A Brilliant Ambush

    Eager to have his just vengeance, the OG broke a window leading to space and shocked himself on the grille, incurring heavy burn damage. He then placed soap under linens just inside the cell door, and laid down. The trap was set.

    The HoS came by to see the OG laying there, and ordered him to get up. The OG feigned a gasp. Buying it, the HoS entered the cell and took a slip, just as the wily OG had anticipated. The OG took the opportunity to get up and teach the HoS a lesson.



    Code:
    Mathias Severon says, "Hey"
    *---------*
    This is  Prisoner #13-001!
    He is wearing  a prison jumpsuit.
    He is wearing  some orange shoes on his feet.
    He has  a clown wig and mask on his face.
    He is wearing  Prisoner #13-001.
    He has minor bruising.
    He has severe burns!
    *---------*
    Mathias Severon says, "Get up"
    Prisoner #13-001 gasps.
    Mathias Severon says, "Shit"
    Prisoner #13-001 gasps
    You are now getting up.
    Prisoner #13-001 has kicked Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has weakened Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has kicked Mathias Severon!
    Mathias Severon hugs Prisoner #13-001 to make him feel better!
    Prisoner #13-001 has thrown the bedsheet.
    Mathias Severon has been hit by the bedsheet.
    Prisoner #13-001 has thrown the soap.
    Mathias Severon has been hit by the soap.
    Mathias Severon blinds Prisoner #13-001 with the flash!
    Mathias Severon shakes Prisoner #13-001 trying to get him up!
    Prisoner #13-001 has pushed Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has punched Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has punched Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has punched Mathias Severon!
    Mathias Severon says, "y;Shit"
    Prisoner #13-001 has kicked Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has attempted to kick Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has kicked Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has kicked Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has punched Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has weakened Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has punched Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has weakened Mathias Severon!
    Prisoner #13-001 has kicked Mathias Severon!
    
    In spite of the OG's valiant efforts, he was completely outgunned, and the HoS was eventually able to subdue him again.

    A New Hope

    The Captain and Warden arrived and decided to keep the OG company. Poker was played, space cash was wagered. Again demonstrating his genius, the OG skillfully won a substantial amount of money, which he then attempted to use to bribe the Captain and Warden, as honor and Space Law dictate they would be required to accept in exchange for the OG's freedom. The Captain and Warden appeared for a moment to have no honor, however, refusing to accept his bribe in the typical manner that custom dictates.

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    Fortunately this setback was short-lived, as the Captain asked the OG if he wanted to have C4 used on him, and the OG used his silver tongue to convince the Captain and Warden to set C4 on him with a long timer, release him, and pretend that he escaped to troll the HoS.

    Code:
    Rin Okumura says, "How about we play I plant the C4 on you and you defuse it"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) exclaims, "GRAZIE!"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "Herm"
    Your lit rollie goes out.
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "Intriguing"
    Allen Silver says, "Sounds fun"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "Actually"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "A final prank"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "You put C4 on me with a long timer"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "I pretend I escaped, you let me out"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "And I blow up"
    Allen Silver says, "Yes"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "And scare the HoS"
    Allen Silver says, "Do it"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "When he arrests me"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "Long timer though"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "Or I'll blow up before he can get me"
    Rin Okumura is trying to plant some kind of explosive on Prisoner #13-001!
    Rin Okumura is trying to plant some kind of explosive on Prisoner #13-001!
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "YES"
    Rin Okumura finished planting an explosive on Prisoner #13-001!
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "Hehehe"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "Okay, now lemme out"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "Hehheehe"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "And tell the HoS I escaped"
    Allen Silver tries to remove Prisoner #13-001's orange shoes.
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "Thanks"
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "Those were a bitch"
    
    Never one to squander a renewed opportunity, the OG immediately set himself upon the villainous RD, mocking the scoundrel by demonstrating that he could not be deprived of his freedom. Finding the RD in a crowded bar full of people, the OG tauntingly hugged the RD before bravely landing some sucker-punches and running in circles around the busy public area, inciting terror.

    Code:
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "RD"
    Syd Anderson says, "and..."
    Seven Mile OG (as Prisoner #13-001) says, "I ESCAPED"
    Ryan Leech stammers, "G-GET-T-T A P-P-P-PR-R-RES-SC-C-CAN-N"
    You hug Syd Anderson to make her feel better!
    You hug Syd Anderson to make her feel better!
    You hug Syd Anderson to make her feel better!
    You hug Syd Anderson to make her feel better!
    Ryan Leech stammers, "C-CL-LOW-WN-N"
    Harvey Skywalker (as Jeri Bynum) stammers, "J-JES-S-SUS-S"
    Prisoner #13-001 has punched Syd Anderson!
    Prisoner #13-001 has punched Syd Anderson!
    Ryan Leech stammers, "G-GET-T A P-PR-RES-S-SC-CAN-N"
    Harvey Skywalker (as Jeri Bynum) stammers, "RUn"
    Prisoner #13-001 has punched Syd Anderson!
    Elysia Leno has disarmed Prisoner #13-001!
    Ryan Leech blinks rapidly.
    Syd Anderson fires the stun revolver!
    Elysia Leno exclaims, "Taze his ass!"
    Syd Anderson fires the stun revolver!
    Syd Anderson fires the stun revolver!
    Syd Anderson fires the stun revolver!
    Prisoner #13-001 is hit by an electrode in the head!
    
    The League of Depravity (the RD and HoS) then conspired to space the OG, but he was rescued by Ryan Leech, who prescanned him in genetics. (Mathias Severon asks, "What the fuck are you doing?")

    Knowing his time was numbered, the OG then rushed the bar, it being a favorite hang out of the League of Depravity, where he promptly exploded.
  2. The Rebirth

    The prescan proved to be worth it, as the OG quickly found himself reborn. He had already escaped from being brigged to exact revenge upon his oppressors; but even death proved not to stop true trolling.

    Code:
    Syd Anderson asks, "He survived?"
    Seven Mile OG gibbers, "HEY!"
    Seven Mile OG has punched Syd Anderson!
    Syd Anderson fires the stun revolver!
    Seven Mile OG is hit by an electrode in the chest!
    
    After a brief skirmish with the RD, the OG fled and acquired new clothing, with the help of Ryan. He had gotten his punch of revenge on the RD; it was time to show the HoS that he would never be subdued. Not even in death.

    His face obscured by a bandana, the OG closed in on the oblivious HoS.

    Code:
    You hug Mathias Severon to make him feel better!
    You hug Mathias Severon to make him feel better!
    You hug Mathias Severon to make him feel better!
    You hug Mathias Severon to make him feel better!
    You hug Mathias Severon to make him feel better!
    You hug Mathias Severon to make him feel better!
    You hug Mathias Severon to make him feel better!
    You hug Mathias Severon to make him feel better!
    Mathias Severon asks, "Who are you?"
    You hug Mathias Severon to make him feel better!
    You hug Mathias Severon to make him feel better!
    Seven Mile OG (as Unknown) exclaims, "WHAT'S UP FREAK?!?!"
    You feel restless.
    Unknown has punched Mathias Severon!
    Seven Mile OG (as Unknown) says, "Hahahaha"
    
    Mathias Severon [145.9] says, "THE FUCK"

    Mathias Severon [145.9] says, "There's no law on thi sfucking station"

    FIN
  3. Terezi

    Terezi Active Member

    That was awesome :)
  4. Rekiin

    Rekiin Active Member

    While looking around, this was a VERY fun round for me.

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