Skype Quotes Thread

Discussion in 'General' started by Kainen, Sep 4, 2013.

  1. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    Let the Accusations Fly:
    [7:37:30 PM] Chris(Wise): yea sky, but I BET THAT YOUR MANHATTAN PENTHOUSE IS FULL OF GUIDOS
    [7:37:40 PM] Chris(Wise): I BET THEY SPIT OFF THE BALCONIES
    [7:37:47 PM] Chris(Wise): AND SAY THINGS LIKE "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH"
    [7:37:49 PM] Sky: ON LESSER FOLK LIKE YOU?
    [7:37:51 PM] Sky: YEAH
    [7:37:54 PM] Chris(Wise): SEE
    [7:37:56 PM] Chris(Wise): SKY IS ONE OF THEM
    [7:38:02 PM] Chris(Wise): SKY CONFIRMED GUIDO BASTARD
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  2. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    Onions:
    [12:24:53 AM] Sky: "She would make food X, and then when I’d ask if there’re onions in it, would say no or somehow dodge it. She had the best intentions, for me to get used to them – but it just never worked as it did for so many other foods. The problem is, she’s still doing it."
    [12:24:55 AM] Sky: EVERY FUCKING TIME
    [12:25:01 AM] Sky: "Did you put onions in this?"
    [12:25:04 AM] Sky: "No"
    [12:25:08 AM] Sky: WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE ONIONS THEN
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  3. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    Lemon Lets the Salt Fly:
    [3:07:11 AM] LemonSoup: how do you pronounce drache anyway
    [3:07:17 AM] LemonSoup: you realise phlegm isn't a letter
  4. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    Welcome to MathChat:
    [2:17:32 PM] Chris(Wise): Well Lemon?
    [2:17:35 PM] Chris(Wise): Any results?
    [2:18:14 PM] LemonSoup: The results are that excel can't do histograms or box plots
    [2:18:29 PM] LemonSoup: So I had a nap instead
    [2:18:36 PM] LemonSoup: It was a good nap
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  5. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    Slippery slopes in admin chat:
    [3:42:47 PM] Lichling: I like how we went from space suits to honk mechs.
    [3:42:49 PM] Lichling: >_>
    [3:43:23 PM] Chris(Wise): LISTEN LICH, IF WE LET GAY PEOPLE MARRY, THEN ONE DAY PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO MARRY CATS AND DOGS AND FUCKING ROCKS
    [3:43:33 PM] Chris(Wise): WE CAN'T START ON THIS SLIPPERY SLOPE!
    [3:43:44 PM] Eighty8 (Ian): I HAVE A RIGHT TO MARRY MY PET ROCK
    [3:43:48 PM] Chris(Wise): SEE!
    [3:43:51 PM] Eighty8 (Ian): HIS NAME IS SEDIMENT!
    [3:43:55 PM] Chris(Wise): HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE

    EDIT: Bonus quotation -
    Cactus goes in for the kill:
    [3:52:17 PM] *** Flavored Cactus rips off jumpsuit and starts disarming ancient ***
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  6. Kainen

    Kainen Fabulous-min


    erotic fanfiction when
  7. [10:19:47 PM] Connor (RT)~: i walked in and there was cum just everywhere
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  8. Taicho

    Taicho Director of LS13 Staff Member

  9. CannibalCrow

    CannibalCrow LS13 Admin Staff Member

  10. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    It was the thought that counted:
    [10:34:28 PM] JamesZ: WE DELIVERED MAMMOTH MEAT TOGETHER q-q
    [10:34:41 PM] Chris(Wise): You told me they were mammoth orphans
    [10:34:50 PM] JamesZ: ORPHAN MAMMOTH...MEAT
    [10:34:56 PM] JamesZ: IT WAS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTED
    [10:34:56 PM] Chris(Wise): That is somehow worse
  11. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    You just gotta have faith:
    [11:43:08 AM] Chris(Wise): YOU JUST GOTTA HAVE FAITH
    [11:43:16 AM] Chris(Wise): CAN I GET A HALLEJULA
    [11:43:27 AM] Chris(Wise): CAN I GET A HALLEJULA
    [11:43:37 AM] Chris(Wise): LEMME HEAR IT
    [11:43:39 AM] Race war Jones: i dont know how to spell it
    [11:43:44 AM] Race war Jones: id cry if i tried papa wise
    [11:43:50 AM] Chris(Wise): LEMME HEAR YAH SAY HALLEJULA
    [11:43:54 AM] Race war Jones: halle berry.
    [11:44:04 AM] Chris(Wise): PRAISE!
    [11:44:11 AM] Chris(Wise): PRAAAAAAAAISE!
    [11:44:20 AM] Race war Jones: i cant bold stuff ;-;
    [11:44:30 AM | Edited 11:44:47 AM] Chris(Wise): THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD IS WITH US TODAY!
    [11:44:57 AM] *** Chris(Wise) claps hands ***
    [11:45:20 AM] Chris(Wise): YOU JUST GOTTA HAVE FAITH, FAITH, FAITH!
    [11:45:29 AM] *** Chris(Wise) claps hands ***
    [11:45:54 AM] Lone Wolf Syndrome: http://d236bkdxj385sg.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tumblr_inline_mhj0ethZO11qz4rgp.gif
    [11:45:55 AM] LemonSoup: parise wisejesus
    [11:45:58 AM] Chris(Wise): SING IT BROTHAS AND SISTAS, TELL ME WHAT YOU GOTTA HAVE!
    [11:46:25 AM] LemonSoup:
    [11:46:27 AM] *** Chris(Wise) claps hands ***
    [11:46:47 AM] Adam: (pray)
    [11:46:56 AM] TheDracheX [Raffael]: [11:43 AM] Chris(Wise): <<< CAN I GET A HALLEJULA
    thats spelled wrong
    [11:47:08 AM] TheDracheX [Raffael]: its hallelujah
    [11:47:19 AM] Chris(Wise): HALLE-JULA
    [11:47:28 AM] Chris(Wise): PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE!
    [11:47:29 AM | Edited 11:47:34 AM] TheDracheX [Raffael]: what
    [11:47:39 AM] *** Chris(Wise) claps hands ***
    [11:47:43 AM] Ancient: CALIGULA
    [11:48:13 AM] Chris(Wise): I'M READY FOR A MIRACLE!
    [11:48:31 AM] Chris(Wise): TELL ME NOW, ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE!?
    [11:48:34 AM] *** Chris(Wise) claps hands ***
    [11:50:02 AM] Ancient: caligula
    [11:50:29 AM] *** Chris(Wise) claps hands ***
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  12. Obadiah Mayland

    Obadiah Mayland Well-Known Member

    Sensitive ED subjects
    [9:17:26 PM] Trey E: Obidiah's copilot
    [9:17:32 PM] Trey E: everything is just avoiding walls for him
    [9:17:59 PM] Trey E: 80% avoiding station walls
    [9:18:10 PM] Trey E: 20% checking if the cargo is still alive
    [9:19:06 PM] JamesZ: SHADDUP, ALSO I don't even care about walls anymore! I have the best shields EVERRRR
    [9:19:36 PM] JamesZ: Not even stationary objects with high mass can stop mah clipper anymoh
    [9:22:35 PM] Trey E: Hostile "why are your shields so tough?!"
    Obi " THEY ARE THE BEST BECAUSE I AM THE BEST, I HUNTED OVER 200 BOUNTIES TO EARN THE MO-"
    Me "He ran into a wall and has a phobia now."
    Hostile "Oh."
    Obi " NOOO"
    Me " You should see him into the mailslot, he takes like 30min at 30m/s"
    [9:23:20 PM] Trey E: SELF DESTRUCT INITATIED
    [9:26:26 PM] JamesZ: Takes a sob in the corner
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  13. Flavo

    Flavo Well-Known Member

    [12:44:44 AM] Raptorblaze: "You are the Social Justice Warrior"
    "You are a hero born to slay the evils of patriarchy and oppression. Protect the rights of your otherkin brethren and make regular posts to tumblr to garner support for your cause!"

    Objective #1: Ensure all heads of staff are female
    Objective #2: Successfully perform 30 surgeries to alleviate your coworkers' gender identity issues
    Objective #3: Host a seminar revealing that all men rape unless told otherwise
    [12:44:57 AM] Flavored Cactus: raptor no
    [12:44:58 AM] Flavored Cactus: please
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  14. Flavo

    Flavo Well-Known Member

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    Discord quotes because skype can go die.
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  15. Raptorblaze

    Raptorblaze Head Coder Staff Member

  16. Black Jack

    Black Jack LS13 Admin

    With this said.

    Requesting thread title change to "Discord quotes thread"
  17. Ahbahl

    Ahbahl Active Member

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