Skype Quotes Thread

Discussion in 'General' started by Kainen, Sep 4, 2013.

  1. PoliticalPikachu

    PoliticalPikachu Well-Known Member

    Then Psycho gets a turn to try and outrap me. WHO WILL OUTRAP PSYCHO?

    [08/05/2014 21:40:45] Psycho: Looking at Mint, I gotta squint, can't see him from up here. All the fly honeys touching my moneys, betta know this be real. You think you can rap... shit, thats just an act, step back into your pokeball before you fall, and know the real grace that is the dolphin for us all. It took some time to get this out, but in that time, shit, your mother knows what I'm all about. Watch yourself... oh snap, whats that? It's dark. It's black. Homie better check himself before I send him to Iraq. Like some poor mormons, who didn't know I was stacking, attacking, berating, and craving that possibility that these bike riding muthafuckas be crazy as Hades. Boom.
  2. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    An ordinary evening takes an unexpectedly romantic twist...
    [12:22:29 AM] Stephen (Vicious): That's beautiful, Wise
    [12:22:47 AM] Wise (Chris): get outside already you neckbeards
    [12:22:50 AM] Stephen (Vicious): Stephen (Vicious) leans in close to wise
    [12:22:51 AM] Stephen (Vicious): Stephen (Vicious) whispers softly "almost as beautiful as you..."
    [12:23:34 AM] Wise (Chris): Wise (Chris) embraces Vicious, observe me like one of your meteor showers Saint...
    [12:24:10 AM] Stephen (Vicious): Stephen (Vicious) breaks the embrace and pulls out a bottle of wine and a picnic blanket
    [12:24:40 AM] Wise (Chris): Wise (Chris) dissappears in the gloom, and Saint never sees him again
    [12:24:47 AM] Stephen (Vicious): Stephen (Vicious) sobs
  3. Kainen

    Kainen Fabulous-min

    A true love story. One for the history books.
  4. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    Kokojo: The speaker of the words which need speaking...
    [12:26:30 AM] Kokojo: Wise
    [12:26:35 AM] Kokojo: You are like a rose...
    [12:26:46 AM] Wise (Chris): ...
    [12:26:47 AM] Kokojo: Unfuckable
    [12:27:46 AM] Wise (Chris): And with that valuable input from kokojo, nothing has changed. Thank's Kokojo. You get a *PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF CONVERSATION* medal! Yaaaay.
    [12:28:01 AM] Kokojo: :(
  5. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    Secret Confederate: Dave Flavo -
    [6/9/2014 6:23:20 AM] Flavored Cactus: THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
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  6. PoliticalPikachu

    PoliticalPikachu Well-Known Member

  7. LemonSoup

    LemonSoup LS13 Admin

    [21:37] LLA Don Zombie: fractions... yuck. real men use decimals

    What followed was a long and furious rant directed at anyone who could so deface the elegance of mathematics by thinking decimals are superior to fractions.
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  8. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    Hoooooonk. Calculus without fractions would do sad at me.
  9. Kainen

    Kainen Fabulous-min

    arithmetics is so much better than mathematics.
  10. LemonSoup

    LemonSoup LS13 Admin

    [21:25:17] LemonSoup: so I dropped a dwarf on another dwarf
    [21:25:31] LemonSoup: but the dwarf at the top of the shaft started tantrumming the moment before the bridge retracted
    [21:26:02] LemonSoup: oh no, it looks like he started tantrumming on the way down, was knocked out by the fall and forget he was angry
    [21:27:17] Draden: lol
    [21:27:50] LemonSoup: he remembered, woke up for long enough to punch his incapacitated friend to death, and then I dropped a horse on him
    [21:30:01] Draden: 10/10
    [21:36:55] Ancient: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
    [21:36:58] Ancient: WHAT A BRUTAL DORF
    [21:37:40] LemonSoup: he actually survived
    [21:37:47] Ancient: WHAT
    [21:37:56] LemonSoup: I hauled him to a hospital (with no medical supplies or doctors)
    [21:37:57] Ancient: --HE SURVIVED A HORSE BEING DROPPED ON HIM--
    [21:38:02] LemonSoup: then I flooded it
    [21:38:03] Ancient: lemon how deep is the pit
    [21:38:06] LemonSoup: he didn't survive that
    [21:38:11] LemonSoup: like, 8 z-levels
    [21:38:15] Ancient: holy shit
    [21:38:26] Ancient: do some math to figure out how fast the horse would've been going by the time it hit that dorf
    [21:38:35] LemonSoup: how high is a z-level
    [21:39:13] LemonSoup: should we assume like... a meter and a half?
    [21:39:16] LemonSoup: dwarf-height?
    [21:40:19] LemonSoup: okay, so the horse was travelling at 15.3ms^-1, more or less
    [21:40:50] LemonSoup: 34 miles per hour

    #justlemonthings
  11. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    [6/24/2014 11:58:41 PM] Wise (Chris): saint
    [6/24/2014 11:58:42 PM] Wise (Chris): get on
    [6/24/2014 11:58:43 PM] Wise (Chris): the server
    [6/24/2014 11:58:47 PM] Stephen (Vicious): I'm at work m8
    [6/24/2014 11:58:50 PM] Wise (Chris): saint
    [6/24/2014 11:58:51 PM] Wise (Chris): get on
    [6/24/2014 11:58:53 PM] Wise (Chris): the server
    [6/24/2014 11:58:54 PM] Stephen (Vicious): y
    [6/24/2014 11:58:59 PM] Wise (Chris): saint
    [6/24/2014 11:59:00 PM] Wise (Chris): get on
    [6/24/2014 11:59:01 PM] Wise (Chris): the server
    [6/24/2014 11:59:05 PM] Stephen (Vicious): Stawp Wise
    [6/24/2014 11:59:08 PM] Wise (Chris): saint
    [6/24/2014 11:59:14 PM] Wise (Chris): get off
    [6/24/2014 11:59:15 PM] Stephen (Vicious): WHAT'S GOING ON
    [6/24/2014 11:59:15 PM] Wise (Chris): yer mum
    [6/24/2014 11:59:25 PM] Wise (Chris): lelelel
    [6/24/2014 11:59:36 PM] Stephen (Vicious): Stephen (Vicious) stares at Wise
    [6/24/2014 11:59:57 PM] Wise (Chris): (I'm cracking up irrationally right now, I need a moment)
    [6/25/2014 12:00:06 AM] Stephen (Vicious): (me too)
    [6/25/2014 12:00:06 AM] Wise (Chris): (my sides hurt)
  12. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    Raptor: asking the tough questions -
    [2:43:49 PM] Flavored Cactus: just stunned, cuffed, and left him in dorms
    [2:43:51 PM] Flavored Cactus: bucklecuffed
    [2:43:55 PM] Flavored Cactus: 4norasins
    [2:48:11 PM] Raptorblaze: did he penetrate him with a stun baton
  13. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    NOT RIGHT NOW VICIOUS >:C -
    [11:37:09 PM] Wise (Chris): It's late
    [11:37:19 PM] Wise (Chris): Too late
    [11:37:22 PM] Wise (Chris): For this bullshit
    [11:37:27 PM] Stephen (Vicious): Wise
    [11:37:36 PM] Wise (Chris): Vicious
    [11:37:41 PM] Stephen (Vicious): He did nothing wrong mate
    [11:37:43 PM] Stephen (Vicious): you're wrong
    [11:37:46 PM] Wise (Chris): I'm in my angry right now
    [11:37:51 PM] Wise (Chris): Leave me be
    [11:37:55 PM] Stephen (Vicious): okay okay sorry
  14. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    The diplomatic mission from the Space Bear Conglomerate ended in catastrophe:
    [6:59:30 PM] Flavored Cactus: ok the space bears event was
    [6:59:31 PM] Flavored Cactus: decent
    [6:59:41 PM] Flavored Cactus: the crew was diplomatic
    [6:59:48 PM] Flavored Cactus: then the "a" word got thrown
    [6:59:57 PM] Dustin.N "Jariah": Attack?
    [7:00:00 PM] Flavored Cactus: animal
    [7:00:07 PM] Flavored Cactus: wise(space bear) was offended
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  15. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    Admin math:
    [3:42:33 PM] Ancient: HATTRICK
    [3:42:34 PM] Ancient: HATTRICK
    [3:42:38 PM] Ancient: I THINK
    [3:42:40 PM] Ancient: I THINK IVE DONE IT.
    [3:42:53 PM] Ancient: 59.428571428571
    [3:43:49 PM] Ancient: WISE WAS RIGHT HATTRICK
    [3:43:52 PM] Ancient: WISE WAS RIGHT
    [3:43:58 PM] Wise (Chris): FEAR ME
    [3:44:02 PM] Ancient: HOW DARE I DOUBT HIS INTELLIGENCE
    [3:44:15 PM] Hattrick: WISE FOR PRESIDENT 2014
    [3:44:24 PM] Wise (Chris): HOW DARE HE
    [3:44:31 PM] Hattrick: WISE/Chtulu 2014, Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
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  16. Black Jack

    Black Jack LS13 Admin

    Learning something new everyday...
    [6:17:02 AM] Flavored Cactus: i bet you if they just took some shit and cooked, seasoned, and made to simulate the taste of a taco
    [6:17:04 AM] Flavored Cactus: you would eat it
    [6:17:31 AM] Adam: if it tastes good, ill eat about anything
    [6:18:03 AM] Flavored Cactus: adam confirmed for scat enthusiest
  17. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    Lichling rethinks how much information he wishes to share, but he is a bit too late...
    [12:20:53 PM | Removed 12:21:28 PM] Lichling: This message has been removed.
    [12:20:59 PM] Lichling: So.
    [12:21:22 PM] Chris (Wise): Um...
    [12:21:28 PM] Chris (Wise): This conversation...
    [12:21:39 PM] Chris (Wise): I saw lich
    [12:21:44 PM] Chris (Wise): I saw
    [12:21:46 PM] Lichling: SH
    [12:21:51 PM] Chris (Wise): :|
    [12:39:28 PM] Lichling: GO BACK TO CLASS WISE.
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  18. LemonSoup

    LemonSoup LS13 Admin

    [05:44:07 | Edited 05:45:46] Sky: "That is a bear"
    "That is a fucking bear."
    "Why are there corpses everywhere?"
    "I just got chased by a bear through a literal field of dead giant spiders. What the fuck. It murdered the useless ass guards, too."
    "I -may- have just been eaten by a mountain lion. Maybe."

    Lemon's first comments in Wurm Online. O the nostalgia #WurmOnline
  19. CannibalCrow

    CannibalCrow LS13 Admin Staff Member

    [​IMG]
    S-So uh.. That happened. Amongst a myriad of other weird sexual related jokes, followed by like an hour of puns. Just straight puns. I have never been so punned out before.
    For context, Wellington's girlfriend called us Man Shaped Vaginas when we were talking about fear of heights and scary carnival rides. Those are no joke, man.
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  20. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    The LLA Holiday Season:
    [2:53:18 AM] Chris(Wise): Cactus
    [2:53:19 AM] Chris(Wise): I feel
    [2:53:21 AM] Chris(Wise): Like
    [2:53:25 AM] Chris(Wise): You aren't really
    [2:53:28 AM] Chris(Wise): Getting into the...
    [2:53:29 AM] Chris(Wise): Spirit
    [2:53:38 AM] Chris(Wise): Of Orgasming Day

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