BYOND KEY: Isvash IC NAME: Felix Feufer PICK THREE THREE DIGIT NUMBERS THAT YOU LIKE (EXAMPLE: 079, 009, 356): (1d999) 588 997 344 HAVE YOU EVER USED A DIFFERENT BYOND KEY ON ONE OF OUR SERVERS, AND IF SO, WHAT WAS IT AND WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT? - (THIS QUESTION ADDED BY HATTRICK): I believe during the very beginning of my tenure playing Space Station 13, I used a second BYOND key "Vylne", from what I remember I believe I forgot this one's password, and made the second, and used it once or twice, but when I recovered "Isvash" I stopped using "Vylne" and havn't used it since. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BANNED FROM OUR SERVER? EXPLAIN: I just checked with Ancient, and took a look at my notes, and from what I can tell, I have never been banned from the server. HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED SS13?: Having checked when my BYOND account was made, I can say I've been playing since February 19 2012, with my temporary account "Vylne" being made February 21 2012. WHAT DOES HAVING AUTHORITY MEAN TO YOU?: Having authority means to me that I should act in a responsible manner, follow any given order/rules given to be by my superiors, and above all else, treat everyone I encounter in an intelligent, forthcoming, polite manner. HOW OFTEN DO YOU PLAY SECURITY?: I play security in roughly 90% of my rounds, and I try to play atleast 8 or so shifts per week, although this is subject to change, with some days, having me play for 6 or so hours straight. OH A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN HOW WOULD YOU RATE YOURSELF WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING A NORMAL SECURITY OFFICER? EXPLAIN: I would rate myself a 7, I try to follow space law as much as possible, given reason, I give people warnings, instead of brig time whenever I see it as reasonable, and I attempt to treat all prisoners in a respectful, polite way. I only permabrig when the felon is either an enemy of the corporation, a murderer, with a clearly hostile intent (Not in self defense), or a repeat offender with multiple major crimes (Possession of deadly weapon, assault on an officer) after they've shown no intent to stop, been given ample warnings, and been told that the next time they're brought into the brig with the same charges, they'll be put into permabrig. When it comes to how well I am at robustness, I would say it's tough to judge that by yourself, I've had my good and bad days, but I would say I'm at least average. HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE XENOMORPHS?: Xenomorphs are interesting to say the least... they can make or break a round, they're excellent at spicing up a slow multi-hour round, and they're seen so rarely that I couldn't really say that they're a problem. WHAT IS THE ROLE OF SECURITY ON THE STATION?: Security's role on the station is to uphold space law, attempt to defuse any possible encounters between the crew, and to protect the crew from possible threats (Xenomorphs, traitors, Nuke ops), while maintaining a professional attitude, and fair treatment of any criminals detained. ANSWER THESE HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION AS HONESTLY AS YOU CAN ASSUMING YOU WERE PLAYING AS SECURITY, HOW YOU WOULD HANDLE IT: *You are walking down a corridor of the station when you see a clown slip someone on a banana and pull their jump suit off and laugh, how would you handle this*: I would scold the clown telling him that this is as close to crossing the line as possible, while still remaining within a clown's job description, tell the clown to not strip anymore people on the station, or he'll be brigged for pick-pocketing. I would then approach the person who was slipped, tell them the situation has been dealt with, and ask for them to refrain from any vengeance against the clown. *You are sitting in the bar having a light drink during a break when you hear someone yell about a xenomorph in the library. You run there and find an alien eating the librarian, what do you do?*: I would immediately call for backup over security comms, alert the crew that aliens are on the station, and ask for the AI (given we have one, if not then a head of staff) to call the shuttle. I would then proceed to wait for backup, before engaging the alien. *You are standing in security and you see the head of security being especially rough with a prisoner in a cell, what would you do?*: I would ask the Head of Security what the prisoner did, and inform him that he appears to be being rough on the prisoner, I would contact the warden, and the other officers and inform them of this, and I would attempt to defuse the situation without having to rely on outside interference (Captain, Admins), if he refuses to stop being violent towards the prisoner, I would contact the captain, and tell him the situation, but I would not engage the Head of Security in a fight, as this would just lead to a split in security with half siding with the Head of Security, and half siding with me. ARE YOU CURRENTLY AN ADMIN, AND IF NOT-MIGHT YOU BE INTERESTED IN ADMINSHIP IN THE FUTURE?: No, I am not an admin and at the time being; I am not interested in being an admin, but who knows what the future holds? GIVE US ONE HONEST SITUATION WHERE YOU WERE PLAYING AS SECURITY AND DID SOMETHING MEMORABLE: I was playing as a security officer, and Perseus had just arrived on the station to hunt down a traitor, when we heard beeping from the courtroom. Perseus told everyone to evacuate the brig because of a bomb in the courtroom (The courtroom was blocked with walls), I proceeded to run into the security office, put on the EOD suit, grab the tools, and begin to dismantle the wall, blocking access to the bomb. The bomb exploded before I could get to it, and Perseus dragged me away from the explosion (I had taken relatively minor damage), and I said I was deaf, and one of the enforcers gave me a thumbs up, before leaving to continue with their assignment. At the end of the round, on the shuttle after it had departed and was heading for Centcomm, the same traitor placed a syndicate bomb inside the cockpit, while everyone was lynching the traitor, I ran in, pulled the bomb, and was attempting to space it, I was having trouble spacing it alone, and Afro Joe ran from the side, pushed the bomb out, and space himself in the process. After the round ended Wellington named me MVP of the round, though I said, that the true MVP was the unsung hero of Afro Joe. CAKE OR PIE? EXPLAIN IN AS MUCH DETAIL AS POSSIBLE: I would have to go with pie, in my opinion Pumpkin pie is the best dessert of all time, and deserves to be the Dessert King. Also, I love statistics, and there is no Cake graph, only a Pie graph. EDIT: Minor grammar error in *You are standing in security and you see the head of security being especially rough with a prisoner in a cell, what would you do?* corrected.