BYOND KEY: PenguinFisher IC NAME: Gulliver Mason/Commander Honks PICK THREE THREE DIGIT NUMBERS THAT YOU LIKE (EXAMPLE: 079, 009, 356): 245, 017, 347 HAVE YOU EVER USED A DIFFERENT BYOND KEY ON ONE OF OUR SERVERS, AND IF SO, WHAT WAS IT AND WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT? - (THIS QUESTION ADDED BY HATTRICK): nah HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BANNED FROM OUR SERVER? EXPLAIN: Not recently, I played LLA a lot about a year and a half ago and got banned for other reasons as my old character Billy Horrible. I don't think the offences were too severe, maybe they're in a log somewhere I dunno. EDIT: IT was this key. HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED SS13?: 2 or 3 years now. WHAT DOES HAVING AUTHORITY MEAN TO YOU?: In this 2d spaceman game, stopping the shitheads from ruining an innocent person's day. HOW OFTEN DO YOU PLAY SECURITY?: Not a lot, but that can change. OH A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN HOW WOULD YOU RATE YOURSELF WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING A NORMAL SECURITY OFFICER? EXPLAIN: 8. I don't get my stuff stolen and I don't waste my whole taser clip on one guy. But I have a problem when managing multiple people in the brig at one time. HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE XENOMORPHS?: SCRAWWW. WHAT IS THE ROLE OF SECURITY ON THE STATION?: Their technical role is to protect the station and stop the antags, but what really happens is people are like "oh my gosh this class spawns with a gun let's shoot people!" ANSWER THESE HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION AS HONESTLY AS YOU CAN ASSUMING YOU WERE PLAYING AS SECURITY, HOW YOU WOULD HANDLE IT: *You are walking down a corridor of the station when you see a clown slip someone on a banana and pull their jump suit off and laugh, how would you handle this*: Laugh. Then tell the clown to knock it off or I'll give him a timeout. *You are sitting in the bar having a light drink during a break when you hear someone yell about a xenomorph in the library. You run there and find an alien eating the librarian, what do you do?*: Shoot the alien with whatever I can then call for backup on the radio. *You are standing in security and you see the head of security being especially rough with a prisoner in a cell, what would you do?*: Ask him/her "why?" Then go get blackout drunk at the bar when I get demoted for incompetence. ARE YOU CURRENTLY AN ADMIN, AND IF NOT-MIGHT YOU BE INTERESTED IN ADMINSHIP IN THE FUTURE?:No. GIVE US ONE HONEST SITUATION WHERE YOU WERE PLAYING AS SECURITY AND DID SOMETHING MEMORABLE: I once stopped a riot in the bar with another security dude to help me. There were about 7 or 8 people in there smashing bottles on eachother's heads while shouting "DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM!". We tossed a couple flashbangs and bucklecuffed everyone to a chair. One by one we took them all to the brig to serve their one minute in jail for assault because justice. CAKE OR PIE? EXPLAIN IN AS MUCH DETAIL AS POSSIBLE: Cookies are better.