Libertys Last Liberal Crime Squad

Discussion in 'General' started by Jariahtoadsage, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. Jariahtoadsage

    Jariahtoadsage LS13 Admin

    Howdy Folks, I've just opted myself into playing a nice shift of Classic LCS, a game based around offending ALL of your political Viewpoints, and possibly some other viewpoints as well! As such before i get into this Id like to add a disclaimer:​
    I, Jariahtoadsage, Am not supporting or poopooing any views expressed by this game.
    That being Said, I'd like to invite the community to be a part of this run! I've got a basic Hierarchy Set up with a basic "Lets get started" mindset wherein our Liberally minded crime syndicate is going to expand into almost every facet of the underworld!​
    With that being said, Your current Mafios- .... Liberal Agenda Activist, Kira Clearwater, would like to formally extend an invitation to you all to join her in reforming the world into the liberal paradise we've all dreamt of living in!​
    "Our Current Openings are Management! And Would work directly with Me, and thusly must be trustworthy and understand the dangers of their position. Our organization is .... Extri-legal, And as such a good understanding of law and a persuasive attitude are an extra!"
    Current Openings In Management
    [Pimp] Charitable donations through Sexual Coercion: Ashley Therus​
    [Drug Leader] Adult Baked goods: Open​
    [Hacking Leader] Clandestine Computer Collections: Alan McCoy​
    [Kidnapping Leader] Conservative Rehabilitation Specialist: Mabbs Orion​
    [Tailoring Lead] Clothing production and sales: Open​
    [B&E Lead] Asset and Information Acquisitions: Jayce "Ironblood" Wise​
    [Guitar Squad Lead] Musical Donations Clerk: Felix Feufer​
    [Legal Department Lead]: Paddington Squawkerbite​
    Current Openings In Teams
    [Prostitute Active Squad] Beautiful People: 6 Openings​
    [Drug Dealer Active Squad] Cub Scout Troop: 6 Openings​
    [Hackers Active Squad] Computer Specialists: 6 Openings​
    [Kidnapping Active Squad] Rehabilitation Specialists: Cy Pritchard, 5 Openings​
    [Tailors Active Squad] Liberated Sweat Shop Workers: 6 Openings​
    [Active B&E Squad] Acquisitions Specialists: 6 Openings​
    [Guitarist Active Squad] The Band: Emma Gravatt, 5 Openings​
    [Legal Department]: 6 Openings​
    Personal Ads [If recruited feel free to post a personal ad]
    Kira Clearwater seeks Doctor to enjoy a pleasant One on One Relationship: Open​
    "All Openings subject to Background check and admittance into our Conservative Rehabilitation Center!"
  2. Mabblies

    Mabblies Well-Known Member

    wait so how does this work
  3. Jariahtoadsage

    Jariahtoadsage LS13 Admin

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  4. Jariahtoadsage

    Jariahtoadsage LS13 Admin

    Ever played LCS?
  5. Mabblies

    Mabblies Well-Known Member

    I tried, but I didn't remember it being multiplayer.
  6. Jariahtoadsage

    Jariahtoadsage LS13 Admin

    It isnt, Im doing this like Lemon used to do his Fortresses in DF. Basically i decided im gonna play and post highlights in here but im offering the name slots in the game to anyone who would like them. Cause i think it could make for funny hijinks and whatnot!
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  7. Mabblies

    Mabblies Well-Known Member

    Make Mabbs Orion the kidnapping leader.
    for context, in ss13 I was notorious for kidnapping people at one point
  8. AncientV25

    AncientV25 LS13 Admin

    Set my guy up as HACKER LEAD.
    You know what to do.
  9. Mindtrixx

    Mindtrixx Well-Known Member

    [Sign Up Info]

    Name: Cy Pritchard
    Gender: Male
    Current Employment: Lawyer
    Desired Role: Kidnapping Leader
    Additonal Info: I want to beat the conservative out of them.
  10. Jayce Wise

    Jayce Wise Head LS13 Admin Staff Member

    Name: Jayce "Ironblood" Wise
    Gender: Male
    Current Employment: Warehouse Security and Investigations Specialist, CargoMart inc.
    Desired Role: Asset and Information Acquisitions Lead
    Additonal Info: I know how to make their stuff your stuff, provided you have the cash.
  11. Jariahtoadsage

    Jariahtoadsage LS13 Admin


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    "Welcome to the team Mr. McCoy, We've processed your application and found you a suitable position in our ranks. We look forward to your contributions!"
  12. Jariahtoadsage

    Jariahtoadsage LS13 Admin

    Ill Be posting the rest as i find suitable characters.
  13. LemonSoup

    LemonSoup LS13 Admin

    Name: Paddington Squawkerbite Jones One Plus One Is Two ABCDEFG Don't Sleep In The Subway Martha Brown F'tang F'tang Adolf Hitler And All His Friends Mk. II (Paddington Squawkerbite, or as much as the character limit will allow.)
    Gender: Male
    Current Employment: Satan's Assistant
    Desired Role: Legal Department Lead
    Additonal Info: In homage to the old family budgie of the same name
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  14. Mindtrixx

    Mindtrixx Well-Known Member

    TIL McCoy is female.
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  15. Jariahtoadsage

    Jariahtoadsage LS13 Admin


    I was praying noone would notice that. Its been fixed Since x.x
  16. Kneeskeysllama

    Kneeskeysllama Well-Known Member

    Name: Emma Gravatt
    Gender: Female
    Current Employment: "Corgi Master" Cargo Technician who secretly breeds animals.
    Desired Role: Guitarist (not the leader though, the group one!)
  17. Jariahtoadsage

    Jariahtoadsage LS13 Admin

    "As our first year draws to a close we look back on our progress, Slight as it may be, the results speak for themselves."

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    "Over the course of this year we have been attempting to swell our ranks, perhaps too aggressively, But the act however has left me personally With quite a knack for persuasion. I've been feeling flirty lately however, and have taken to the art of seduction to draw in a medical adviser for our cause."

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    "Alan McCoy has grown in leaps and bounds towards leading his own squad, He tells me he plans to assemble a team of hackers to do everything from fundraising to intel gathering. But for the time being Ive been bolstering his resolve b sending him to perform small tasks of liberal disobedience and occasionally on raids into the garment factory. Hilariously the best way to disguise yourself in the garment factory? By entering naked, and my has he developed a knack for remaining calm even when he is nude in public."

    " As for other possible members, there have been six arrests this year, Two of them being targeted at Alan, one of them was myself. Our potential prostitution ringleader opted to rat us out to the cops, along with her single subordinate prostitute, but we'll come back to that. Alan was arrested once for breaking and entering and vandalism. He defended himself against a laughable prosecution and came out grinning. The second arrest was for jury tampering, attempting to assist our prostitution ringleaders trial, though his self defense once again prevailed, he wasn't so happy upon leaving as we informed him his jail time was all for naught."

    " My Own case was for two counts of racketeering, i took a deep breath before i entered, it was an important case after all. The courtroom was quiet as the prosecution brought forth both our former subordinates, and i smiled to each in turn, waiting my turn to cross examine. They didnt know me directly, who was i after all? A shadowy figure behind a curtain? Their attempts to put me behind bars fell on deaf ears. Though the evidence truly did point to me the lack of believable testimony led to my walking free from the courtroom, a free woman again."

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    "Sadly, The liberal agenda has not been furthered much. Our unfortunate staffing choices have caused us to spin our tires. A Mistake we will not be making again, i assure you! Dont let our tire spinning dissuade you from applying to our organisation though, we look forward to your LOYAL presence in our numbers!"
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  18. AncientV25

    AncientV25 LS13 Admin

    You've never watched Lemon's XCOM? Shame on you.
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  19. Jariahtoadsage

    Jariahtoadsage LS13 Admin

    "Conservative trickery! Alan McCoy's first three hackers have been discovered and arrested for credit card theft and electronic sabotage! In a fit of anger following their surrender to the authorities Alan has attempted several times to infiltrate far enough into the police station to release them from their cells. Alas it seems too much of a task for Alan to complete! Luckily our recent influx of funds will allow us to purchase top of the line legal representation for them. Hold strong hackers, We believe in you!"
    "Before long the hackers are moved to the court for their trials, unbroken, but unsaved. Alan attempts one final operation, sneaking as far as the jury room where he pleads with the jurors concerning his friends. Their reaction was swift, they beat him to apulp, their conservative fists raining down on him with ferocity begetting their unjust owners. He barely crawled out and to the hospital with his life. Our hopes are with him while he takes a month to recoup."
    "Having done more harm than good, Alan's compatriots are sent to prison, facing years behind bars for their honorable stand against conservative injustice. We mourn for their sacrifice, and plan for their inevitable release.

    "Wait ... Whats that? .... Really?! .... By god thats FANTASTIC!"

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    "News has just reached me that Alan, Undeterred by his injuries attempted a daring rescue for our captive brothers, hauling one out on his shoulder as he escaped the prison with them. Even going so far as to shoot one of the conservative dogs they call guards on his way out. Long live the Libertarian cause! Liberty or Death!"
  20. Jariahtoadsage

    Jariahtoadsage LS13 Admin

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