BYOND KEY: CyborgMedley IC NAME: Baron Archil PICK THREE THREE DIGIT NUMBERS THAT YOU LIKE (EXAMPLE: 079, 009, 356): 625, 735, 858 HAVE YOU EVER USED A DIFFERENT BYOND KEY ON ONE OF OUR SERVERS, AND IF SO, WHAT WAS IT AND WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT? - (THIS QUESTION ADDED BY HATTRICK): Yes. PixoTheFisto69. I was introduced to this game by a friend who had given me a very skewed explanation of the game and community, making it seem like a game where you kill people, people kill you, and nobody cares. I had come onto LLA expecting that would be the case. It wasn't. I was apprehended by an admin and they had explained it to me properly, so I changed my key to match my change of attitude towards the game and community. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BANNED FROM OUR SERVER? EXPLAIN: Nope. HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED SS13?: Uh. Early January of 2015? So about 5-7 weeks. *cough cough* WHAT DOES HAVING AUTHORITY MEAN TO YOU?: Having authority is being given power and using your power (authority) to fairly mediate between those who do not have authority. Positions of authority are for keeping peace and keeping order as efficiently and mercifully as possible. HOW OFTEN DO YOU PLAY SECURITY?: Lately I've been playing it like an addict. There's always a new situation to adapt to and it feels good to help others. OH A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN HOW WOULD YOU RATE YOURSELF WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING A NORMAL SECURITY OFFICER? EXPLAIN: Somewhere between 7 and 7.25. I try to handle prisoners as politely and understandingly as possible, doing my job quickly and efficiently. I reward prisoners who cooperate and ignore prisoners who don't. I give prisoners a chance to speak their side, and with my best judgement I mediate disputes between all effected parties. HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE XENOMORPHS?: WHAT IS THE ROLE OF SECURITY ON THE STATION?: To mediate between parties and come to acceptable resolutions. To enforce Space Law to the best of their ability without being harmful to the flow of the station. To find a solution to a criminals behavior without removing them from the game. ANSWER THESE HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION AS HONESTLY AS YOU CAN ASSUMING YOU WERE PLAYING AS SECURITY, HOW YOU WOULD HANDLE IT: *You are walking down a corridor of the station when you see a clown slip someone on a banana and pull their jump suit off and laugh, how would you handle this*: If they removed just the jumpsuit, I would PDA the Clown a warning saying that I will not tolerate the removal of jumpsuits and if they're caught doing it again I'll be forced to arrest them. If they removed the jumpsuit and stole from the victim, I would arrest the Clown, search him, return any stolen belongings, and brig him for assault and petty theft. *You are sitting in the bar having a light drink during a break when you hear someone yell about a xenomorph in the library. You run there and find an alien eating the librarian, what do you do?*: If I was a normal officer I would alert the HoS/Warden over Security comms to bring lethal weaponry to the Library ASAP, there's a xeno. I would warn the station over comms of the threat afterwards, and assure them that the situation is being handled. If possible I would call a Medical First-Responder to take the Librarian to cloning while we secured the area and protected the Medbay staff while they do their job. *You are standing in security and you see the head of security being especially rough with a prisoner in a cell, what would you do?*: I warn the HoS that it is against Space Law, and that he'll have to stop doing it. If he continues to do so I would arrest and detain him, call for the Captain (or if unavailable the HoP) and have him demoted to a suitable position. I would promptly release the prisoner while the ex-HoS is being processed, apologizing for the actions of the HoS and assuring him that he will not be abused by Security any longer. ARE YOU CURRENTLY AN ADMIN, AND IF NOT-MIGHT YOU BE INTERESTED IN ADMINSHIP IN THE FUTURE?: No! Maybe in the far distant future, but I believe I still have more to learn about the game and community and have deemed myself unsuitable for such a position. GIVE US ONE HONEST SITUATION WHERE YOU WERE PLAYING AS SECURITY AND DID SOMETHING MEMORABLE: I was the only Security member on the station, other than a Detective. Shortly after this situation we got another officer. Leo Mccune was being arrested by the Captain. Leo had stolen his spare ID and set up the singularity, and then was caught. The Captain had taken him to the interrogation room and was obviously power-tripping. He wanted Leo executed for his actions, although Leo was going to return the ID and was cooperating. Since Leo had done no harm to the station, helped the Station when nobody else would, was cooperating, and the Captain was giving excessively harsh punishment to a prisoner I detained the Captain. The Detective and I agreed it was the best thing to do in the situation. The crew agreed too. We made Leo the honorary Captain, demoted the ex-Captain to assistant and offered him a promotion to any basic position he wanted. Leo gave me a field promotion to HoS and we continued to lead the station together, setting up task forces to deal with the Spider infestation and properly apprehending criminals until the shuttle was called and we all went home. CAKE OR PIE? EXPLAIN IN AS MUCH DETAIL AS POSSIBLE: Pie. There are many different forms of pie. Fruit pie, pumpkin pie, meat pie, pot pie. This can't be done with cakes. You can have pies for breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack. They can contain food from every food group. They're versatile, easy to make, and can feed many for a long time. Pie is and will always be superior.